The mysterious case of #FakeFluitis

When Hillary faints, how does #TeamHillary cover it up?!

1. Whisk her off to a (non-medical) safe (Chelsea‘s) house.
2. Work on a quick medical recovery & gaggle of excuses.
3. “Oh crap”, when that doesn’t work, plan your next (can’t go to hospital) strategy.
4. “Oh yeah”, didn’t she have a case of fake ‘pneumonia’ last Friday???
   1. “We forgot”, we’re sure she did!!!
5. NOW, we have to create a back record of documentation that validates #TeamDementia.
   1. How do we do this?
   2. “Oh yeah”, we forgot, creating false records was a prerequisite to joining #TeamHillary and #TeamObama.
   3. COVERED!!!

#yTrump